Wouldn’t You Like To Be
A Fonzanoon, Too?
What is a Fonzanoon?
Fonzanoon: [fon-zah-noon]
-Noun
Slang for a person that farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles as they surface!
...never pay full price.
...always know a guy or are that guy.
...do not work for “The Man” but rather are “The Man.”
...work hard while hardly working.
...give you nothin' for nothin'!
...believe that people try to fail.
...live off of the fat of the land.
...do not suck toe.
...are self-unemployed.
...are jacks of all trades and masters of none.
...are always right!
